also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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