Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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