farters have to be the big spoon...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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