What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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