She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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