I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
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