I'm drive I can fine osifer
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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