So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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