I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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