By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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