He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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