May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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