Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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