There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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