Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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