big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
it was like having sex with a tree stump
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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