can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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