she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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