Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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