'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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