i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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