I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I am spending my child support on dildos
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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