STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Randomize
