he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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