Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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