careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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