Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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