i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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