whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Threesome in a minivan. New low
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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