I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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