Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I believe in your delicious
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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