oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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