I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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