theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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