Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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