What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
We left an ass print on the piano.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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