It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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