she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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