I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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