Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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