I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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