Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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