My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
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