1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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