he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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