How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I want a musical about memes.
why is half of my head shaved?
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