Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Randomize
