Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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