break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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