Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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