I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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