And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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